Apple Pie And Honey Kvas

E
Mommy baked an apple pie
C#m                    H
Sayin "Hush, my baby, don't you cry now"
E
Eva Braun is next to you,
C#m                      H
Welcome to the friggin' zoo!

   A
   I don't want your apple pie
   H
   I'll get heavy, I won't fly
   C#m
   If I eat too much of it
          A
   Uncle Sam will make me shit.

Daddy made a mug of kvas
Kremlin angels made all that jazz
CIA and KGB
Fast food service stuffed in me.

   I don't want your apple pie
   I'll get heavy, I won't fly
   If I eat too much of it
   Uncle Sam will make me shit.

      A
      Uncle Sam... Uncle Sam...
                      C
      Uncle Sam will make me shit...

I can't not dig what's that all about
Some people eat - they never doubt
Some people serve bad fish for the rest
But I know for sure they'll be under arrest.

   I don't want your pie or kvas
   Apple pie that mommy cooked
   Honey kvas that daddy brewed
   Now I know that I will puke.

      Now I know... Now I know for sure...
      Now I know that I will puke.

      I don't want, I don't need
      I don't want your apple pie
      I don't want, I don't need
      I don't want your honey kvas

Mommy baked an apple pie
Sayin "Hush, my baby, don't you cry now"
Eva Braun is next to you,
Welcome to the heavens zoo!

   I don't want your honey kvas
   I don't want your apple pie
   'Cause I know that I'll go gas
   'Cause I know that I will die.

      'Cause I know... I know for sure...
      'Cause I know that I will die.